S.O.A.D. Hate Mail, Part II

I got bored, so here are the rest of the e-mails I got in reference to my anti-System of a Down rant. Have fun.


I know that everybody can't like system of a down but that not a reason to criticate us.
You critic the adolescents but you do like us when they critic Opera because they don't listen this music. Moreover they aren't commercial so you have choice to don't listen us.
And you what you listen ?
Sory for the bad english I'm a frenc idiot who listen system of a down.
-Guillaume

I'm not going to be too mean to Guillaume because his e-mail is pretty adorable.


I'me maybe the sort of idiot who listen to System of a Down but I don't want tu tell you you're wrong, however I think that. I accept your opinion wihout any difficulty but I see that you don't accept that people like this band. So you said we're idiot, you said they play chit... And I can't stand people like you who say this kind of things. I like SOAD since their first album for their style, their originality, their dynamism and maybe also for their political positions. Try to listen to them more precisly and you'll discover some subtilities (if you don't, maybe your IQ is too weak to understand them). So I don't want to speak any more to you, because in fact I don't care of people like you and I don't understand why I'm writting to you (I'm french so it's more difficult). So good continuation in your chit and try to be more precise in your conjectures. It would be nice to you to answer me (maybe I can't write english perfectly but I can understand it, so you, and also System of a Down) And If you understand french, tell me so I could be more precise too.
-Romain

Gosh, will the French just get off my ass already? But honestly, these French e-mails are much more polite than most of the ones in English, probably because these guys don't know any English curse words like "noob" and "lol."

Hi..
The article about System Of A Down is totaly pathetic. The things you tell about Cigaro, BYOB, Radio/Video etc. are really stupid. I can't imagine that someone could think such a shit.
I just tell you: if you are against anything of System Of A Down, if you belive that the shit that comes out your mouth is real, you should go fuck your self.
Just go fuck your self and die. I swear I'll fucking kill you.
-Yannick

Well if you're going to kill me anyway, why should I bother fucking myself and dying? I like this letter because a lot of people threaten me, but this guy actually swears he's going to kill me. That's a whole new level. Now, if he doesn't kill me, he's breaking his word, and it's probably an affront to God or something. If Yannick doesn't kill me, he's going to go to hell for it. How radical is that? Also, I enjoy the mental image of "thinking up a shit." I wish I could really do that, I'd never have to eat or go to the bathroom again, I could just concentrate really hard and a shit would telepathically form in my toilet.


Hi I read ur little article on soad!!! And i need to ask you a question! Are you michael Jackson? You need ya head chekin m8! All dat xcess bone in ya hed is sendin ya wacko!! ha ha Plz email me bak as i dont understand ur evilness!
Thank you
Yours sincerelySoad fan or as u called me an adorable man-child halfwit who just wants hugs!!!
-Emily

Sometimes people just talk in a weird code that I don't understand.


Hope you'll listen to aerials or toxicity soon.. or chop suey! Ok i read all the sentences that you wrote but its just rediciolous to read your comments about the band that i love very much.. the lyrics can go this way
My cock is much bigger than yours or my shit stinks much beter than yours.. every single fan should understand what they want to.. i think soad is the closest band to me even im from TURKEY and im accepting the genocide problems.. they can be ARMENIAN it doesnt matter to me bucause i do love hearing DARON MALAKIAN s or SERJ TANKIAN s voice and that im a child over 18 years old and i think that im someone that has special needs.. soad is feeding me my thoughts about life or the world that im living in… the thing your doing is called humanity.. who you think you are???? How can you say that daron musnt sing anymore..? getr rid of the way you are….
-Tulu

This guy is accepting of genocide? I know Turks are supposed to be bloodthirsty, but that's just monstrous!


fuck you you fucking piece of shit you prob like some fucking shit like panthera or linkin park yeah thats really fucing uique when theres thousands of other fucking bands that shound the same go fuck yourself you cock sucking fuck i would kick your fucking ass if i ever fucking saw you.
-William

Well, let's just leave it at that. If anyone else has any half-baked threats or jumbled foreign word-puzzles for me, I hope that they'll send them to me so I can continue to be amused by the giant blob of poor taste and mental tragedy that is the Information Age.